Shenanigans Inc

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Founded in the days long since enveloped in the thick haze of your humble narrator's mind, Shenanigans Inc. was founded by the good gentleman Backpack with the sole purpose of filling a niche market that had found itself without supply. From Cypruss to Freelance, many ladies and gentlemen of Syndar found themselves unsatisfied with the constant grind of leveling and running one-a-days. They now found themselves with the exciting opportunity to drop their toils, and spend their days in bliss, as members of the premier idle clan in all the realms. The gent Backpack discriminated very severely, only the finest would be admitted into this exclusive club, nevertheless found himself quickly surrounded by the best of the best, and together they did absolutely nothing.

In time, the novelty of laziness wore off on our heroes, and it was decided that the mission statement must be expanded, to more appropriately reflect the Shenanigans brand. They ventured south towards the troll camps, and once there they idled once more, now absorbing the pure insanity of the greenskins. After many moons, the party returned to Terra, but they were not alone. A young troll-savant named Deathdeath saw these magnificent people, and lusted to be one of them; so, against the wishes of the village elders, he accompanied them.

The esteemed ladies and gents returned to the Tavern of Terra unharmed, but not unchanged. Their banter was now more raucous and non-sequitur, and they seemed to delight in infuriating the other patrons. It seems their time spent with the trolls had allowed them to unlock a power hidden deep within the language with which we use to communicate. O, my brothers, if I were to tell you that many lulz were had, it would surely do no justice to the phenomenal occurrences that happened in the name of Shenanigans. Taking on psychopaths and the intellectually challenged alike, they would never stop until the last laugh had been emitted from deep within their gut, not in the name of power or glory, but in the name of entertainment.